Cookies and wheels are both round. Here endeth the similarities. Cookies I can cope with. I win at cookies. Wheels are another matter. Every summer I set out to conquer the wheel. The bicycle, the car, I aim to tame. Too often they defeat me with their tyres and their gears and their anti-brake locking systems (don't ask, actually bicycles almost definitely don't have those). As such last Tuesday I failed my driving test for the second time. Lucky I've got my legs and a bus pass. Unlucky no car has cookies for wheels.
Heather, Maud and I watched the hilarious His Girl Friday and had tea and cookies. This film is a top laugh, so good it will make you forget about any misfortune, any mis-success. If you haven't seen it, seek it out!